"Monster" T-Shirt

$25.00
"Monster" T-Shirt

Are you constantly being chased by villagers with torches and pitchforks? Do people cower and shriek as you approach? When you growl through the streets, do residents close their windows and lock their doors? I hate to be the one to tell you but, chances are, you're a Monster!

Well, you might as well embrace it, you know, be who you are and don't let society dictate what's beautiful, etc. etc., and wear a Monster shirt as a big "F*CK YOU, SOCIETY!"

Each unisex tee is printed on the BLACKEST 100% cotton available!

Order yours today!

Shirt info:

BELLA+CANVAS UNISEX JERSEY TEE
  • 4.2 oz./yd², 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
  • Coverstitched collar and sleeves
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Side seams

  • SIZE / MEASUREMENT CHART
    SIZE CHEST WIDTH BODY LENGTH
    XS 16 1/2" 27"
    S 18" 28"
    M 20" 29"
    L 22" 30"
    XL 24" 31"
    2XL 26" 32"
    3XL 28" 33"
    4XL 30" 34"
    5XL 32" 35"

    Every shirt is hand-printed by moi, me, Wade!

    (3XL+ shirts available as special order. Please contact me for details.)