"Vampire From Outer Space" T-Shirt

$25.00
"Vampire From Outer Space" T-Shirt

Sent on an expedition from his Vampire planet to find some new blood, this poor sad didn't take one thing into account... How the heck is he going to get at that new blood through his space helmet! Now, stuck on earth, he has two options: 1) Die from lack of blood-drinking or, 2) Take off his space helmet and die from inhaling our sweet, sweet oxygen.

Because this is such a sad case, I took it upon myself to design this t-shirt, with all proceeds (allegedly) going to him this poor bastard get back to his own planet. Order yours today and help the cause!!!

Order yours today!

Every shirt is hand-printed by moi, me, Wade!

Shirt info:

BELLA+CANVAS UNISEX JERSEY TEE
  • 4.2 oz./yd², 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
  • Coverstitched collar and sleeves
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Side seams

  • SIZE / MEASUREMENT CHART
    SIZE CHEST WIDTH BODY LENGTH
    XS 16 1/2" 27"
    S 18" 28"
    M 20" 29"
    L 22" 30"
    XL 24" 31"
    2XL 26" 32"
    3XL 28" 33"
    4XL 30" 34"
    5XL 32" 35"