Sent on an expedition from his Vampire planet to find some new blood, this poor sad didn't take one thing into account... How the heck is he going to get at that new blood through his space helmet! Now, stuck on earth, he has two options: 1) Die from lack of blood-drinking or, 2) Take off his space helmet and die from inhaling our sweet, sweet oxygen.
Because this is such a sad case, I took it upon myself to design this t-shirt, with all proceeds (allegedly) going to him this poor bastard get back to his own planet. Order yours today and help the cause!!!
Printed on pre-shrunk 100% cotton! Order yours today!
Every shirt is hand-printed by moi, me, Wade!
(2XL+ shirts available as special order. Please contact me for details.)